I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
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I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
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It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
There is a Children’s Book About Donald Trump’s Hair, and it’s as Weird as You’d Expect It to Be