I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
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The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
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Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.