For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
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He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.