Last Night in New Hampshire (603)

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.

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  gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.

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  Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.

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  Im not drinking im slurping

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  I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character

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  My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes

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  she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help

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  she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."

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  You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it

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  I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs

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  ...hi

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  YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF

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  Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.

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  His dick is curly. It's adorable.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster

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