Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out