he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
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You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on