Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
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My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
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If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore