She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.