Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
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Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
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I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet