What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
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He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
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What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car