I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
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The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
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that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing