I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
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My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
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THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!