And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
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THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
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Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.