Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
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Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
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My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave