like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
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I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
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I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
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