I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...