all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed