I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
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I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
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I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.