Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
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watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
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Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay