He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT