I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out