Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
no that's ok