Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
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Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
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Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.