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All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.

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(405): All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before. http://tfl.nu/9m83

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He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...

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(405): He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door... http://tfl.nu/vmh9

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Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.

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(405): Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast. http://tfl.nu/xva7

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Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?

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(405): Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night? http://tfl.nu/sl90

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You rang?

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Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.

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(707): You rang? (405): Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone. http://tfl.nu/xnwm

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It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.

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(405): It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion. http://tfl.nu/3wue

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In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.

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(405): In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday. http://tfl.nu/wcjj

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I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.

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(405): I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again. http://tfl.nu/ydjf

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New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.

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....this is what your political science major is getting you?

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(405): New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot. (580): ....this is what your political science major is getting you? http://tfl.nu/c72s

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Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.

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(405): Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable. http://tfl.nu/luso

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You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.

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(405): You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join. http://tfl.nu/8ui9

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It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.

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(405): It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls. http://tfl.nu/gobu

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No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.

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(405): No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm. http://tfl.nu/8gfx

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As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better

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(405): As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better http://tfl.nu/3xhu

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I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?

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(405): I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke? http://tfl.nu/as8o

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