Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..