I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
It's just like the Real World with babies
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Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
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not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night