Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.