Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.