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MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.

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HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.

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(785): MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped. (207): HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME. http://tfl.nu/4n05

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Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy

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(207): Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy http://tfl.nu/f2lx

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how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.

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(207): how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me. http://tfl.nu/s06p

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If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...

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(207): If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will... http://tfl.nu/8p69

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I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.

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(207): I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs. http://tfl.nu/5epb

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You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.

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sorry im really high

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(207): You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage. (207): sorry im really high http://tfl.nu/3k8n

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He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.

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(207): He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice. http://tfl.nu/mmqq

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I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does

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(207): I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does http://tfl.nu/xjqc

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Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.

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(207): Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen. http://tfl.nu/y9fq

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hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.

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(207): hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either. http://tfl.nu/vb3y

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dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat

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(207): dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat http://tfl.nu/ast4

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I think we should see other people.

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Already working on it.

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(207): I think we should see other people. (1-207): Already working on it. http://tfl.nu/a8l6

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I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.

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(207): I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat. http://tfl.nu/i3fj

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Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....

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I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11

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(207): Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night..... (617): I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11 http://tfl.nu/wa6u

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So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?

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You need to stop watching Twilight.

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(432): So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler? (207): You need to stop watching Twilight. http://tfl.nu/oudp

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