he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.