I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
i will never coherently bang her
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
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I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
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And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.