It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
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A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
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My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.