I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker