dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
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oh good, I think they're gone
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
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i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex