YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
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We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
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If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
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