You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.