Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
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Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
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You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?