Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Can i not drive my cunt home
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.