I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
High School Students Hilariously Rank Celebrities By Their Stank For Class Project
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
15 Things You Truly Understand If You Sleep Next To Someone Who Snores Like A Rhinoceros Every Night
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect