kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
now i know why i became what i already was.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?