So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
now i know why i became what i already was.
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Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
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Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....