Last Night in Nebraska (402)

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  hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.

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  come over

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  Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.

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  but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.

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  You love popeyes more than me

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  does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?

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  This girl wants me to lick her pits

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  pits??

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  Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though

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  I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago

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  I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors

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  Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.

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  I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.

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  mmm whisky

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  reminds me of losing my job

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  I wish i was in the wii world.

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  Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.

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  her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed

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  There's a dead frog in my kitchen?

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  Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.

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  The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"

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  P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.

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