I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you