I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.