Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
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sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
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I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not