Texts From Last Night

Last Night in Tennessee (901)

Sort By: Date / Good Night / Bad Night

• Favorite

  (901): View more from Tennessee

  If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (901): If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week. http://tfl.nu/qgby
  Replies (35) Good night (3560) Bad night (1365) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (901): View more from Tennessee

  mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (901): mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again. http://tfl.nu/wn4g
  Replies (8) Good night (563) Bad night (1229) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (901): View more from Tennessee

  Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.

  (760): View more from California

  Wow.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (901): Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered. (760): Wow. http://tfl.nu/1wu1
  Replies (16) Good night (3922) Bad night (1181)
• Favorite

  (901): View more from Tennessee

  pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit

  (1-901): View more from Tennessee

  no

  (901): View more from Tennessee

  the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table

  (901): View more from Tennessee

  im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (901): pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit (1-901): no (901): the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table (901): im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE http://tfl.nu/q3wo
  Replies (12) Good night (283) Bad night (1161)
• Favorite

  (901): View more from Tennessee

  oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass

  (901): View more from Tennessee

  fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (901): oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass (901): fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings http://tfl.nu/b0u6
  Replies (118) Good night (4084) Bad night (1110)
• Favorite

  (901): View more from Tennessee

  Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (901): Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore. http://tfl.nu/ntw9
  Replies (55) Good night (5266) Bad night (1093) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (901): View more from Tennessee

  He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (901): He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas. http://tfl.nu/264e
  Replies (20) Good night (4147) Bad night (1085) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (901): View more from Tennessee

  I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (901): I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus. http://tfl.nu/pp37
  Replies (14) Good night (4738) Bad night (1068) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (901): View more from Tennessee

  I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (901): I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism. http://tfl.nu/eczv
  Replies (3) Good night (2870) Bad night (1017) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (901): View more from Tennessee

  hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (901): hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn? http://tfl.nu/pzvd
  Replies (12) Good night (2742) Bad night (1005) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (901): View more from Tennessee

  as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (901): as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air" http://tfl.nu/6w47
  Replies (12) Good night (4139) Bad night (952) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (901): View more from Tennessee

  when i was alone, his dick was there for me...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (901): when i was alone, his dick was there for me... http://tfl.nu/g7ma
  Replies (32) Good night (4723) Bad night (933) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (901): View more from Tennessee

  I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (901): I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole http://tfl.nu/4rln
  Replies (12) Good night (5176) Bad night (916)
• Favorite

  (901): View more from Tennessee

  She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.

  (1-901): View more from Tennessee

  Dude, if you don't take her, I will.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (901): She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle. (1-901): Dude, if you don't take her, I will. http://tfl.nu/8ufn
  Replies (34) Good night (6434) Bad night (907)
• Favorite

  (901): View more from Tennessee

  Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (901): Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement. http://tfl.nu/kvvh
  Replies (8) Good night (2118) Bad night (903) Order T-Shirt