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I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?

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shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you

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(907): I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone? (810): shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you http://tfl.nu/u0b0

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I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.

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(810): I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well. http://tfl.nu/a4oz

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my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.

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(810): my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities. http://tfl.nu/947a

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You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.

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(810): You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored. http://tfl.nu/wqg4

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I wanna throw up and cum in that order

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(810): I wanna throw up and cum in that order http://tfl.nu/1c7p

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She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.

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(810): She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself. http://tfl.nu/zfk0

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Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....

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(810): Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that..... http://tfl.nu/0b0j

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I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know

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(810): I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know http://tfl.nu/zbvb

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I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.

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(810): I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure. http://tfl.nu/tlfm

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RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.

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(810): RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it. http://tfl.nu/dncl

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It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.

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(810): It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team. http://tfl.nu/1zge

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There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing

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(810): There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing http://tfl.nu/i1k5

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We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.

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(810): We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock. http://tfl.nu/wrss

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during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"

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(810): during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer" http://tfl.nu/avyg

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I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.

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(810): I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here. http://tfl.nu/wy8z

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