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Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
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