I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.