I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.