MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
This Girl’s Unbelievable Catfish Story Will Make You Rethink Online Dating
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Sorry about my life...
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
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anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.