At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
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MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
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Sorry about my life...
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.