tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
New Dating App in Dallas For Only The Most Ambitious and Attractive Singles
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I'm sobbing to NWA
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!