I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
my liver is dry heaving
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
You're breaking my sexual little heart
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?