Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.