Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
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Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor