How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
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So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
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Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream