Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.