Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.