SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.