I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
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I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
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Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.