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  I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.

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  Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird

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  I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked

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  You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom

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  Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.

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  WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT

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  Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening

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  I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks

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  I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying

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  Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family

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  Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.

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  I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat

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  It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"

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  When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.

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