thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
D3 body, D1 cock